I’m such a carnivore when I’m stoned.

Sober, meat kinda makes me wanna wretch.

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And you bleed just to know you’re alive.

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iamawinrar:

;x

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Night time underwear adventures through the house are the fucking best.

Down to the kitchen to eat a bbq pork chop with honey mustard on wheat bread. And sweet tea.

I’ll be so grateful when I can walk around freely like this all the time…

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queerfatbutch:

housewifeswag:

gpoy.

^^^
double  gpoy. 

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Oh. And good morning to those of you who have been to sleep.

I’ve been up all night. Partly because of laundry.

Partly because my boys came over.

Also because I just spent the last 2 hours singing my heart out, and then rubbing them out until I just couldn’t anymore.

(: It’ll be a long day, for sure.